Sometimes I like to use big words. Sometimes I like to use complex sentences. Sometimes I take something incredibly simple and make it complicated. The following are my most recent translations of basic responses into overly-complex jargon:
"I'm too cheap."--> "My expenditures budgeted for leisure have already been appropriated elsewhere."
"No."--> "I feel disinclined to acquiesce your request."
Yeah...I'm cool.
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Your cranium hath no leisure! (my sad attempt!)
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